1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,160 Brace, brace. I'm bracing. 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:07,400 Hmm. 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:12,120 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,560 No, no, no. 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:19,760 No! 6 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,240 Argh! 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,080 What?! 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,600 Hello, thank you. 9 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:40,480 I'm Greg Davies and I'm the captain of televisual flight number TM154. 10 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,720 There are only five passengers on this journey. 11 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,080 Their chairs don't recline 12 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,440 for comfort, there are no lights directing them towards 13 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,760 an escape route, for there is no escape. 14 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,800 They're flying by the seat of their pants 15 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,920 and the turbulence is 16 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,480 nasty. 17 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,840 But it will end well 18 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:02,240 for one of them as, when they return home safely, they will win this 19 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,040 tasteless memento. 20 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:08,040 Thank you for flying TM Airlines and THAT, thank God, 21 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,880 is the end of a broadly unsuccessful analogy. 22 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,400 So please welcome our five rivals once more. 23 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,760 They are Frankie Boyle. 24 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,720 Ivo Graham. 25 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,040 Jenny Eclair. 26 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,320 Kiell Smith-Bynoe. 27 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,680 And Mae Martin. 28 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,360 And to my left, the answer to the question 29 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,080 "what does a corpse look like after the hair continues 30 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,000 "to grow postmortem?" 31 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,560 It's...Little Alex Horne! 32 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,400 Good evening. 33 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,720 Double thumbs. Double thumbs. I'm just on such a high at the moment. 34 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,320 How's that? Well, I spent the summer in Italy and I loved it. OK. 35 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,880 Well, there was one afternoon with the family, we went to 36 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,680 a field. 37 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:57,920 Whoa, it was amazing 38 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,160 and you won't believe it - we saw a horse... 39 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,000 ..fly. 40 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,560 No, we saw a horsefly. 41 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,520 We saw a horsefly. 42 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,040 We went to a cafe in Verona and one of the waitresses watches 43 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,720 Taskmaster on YouTube. 44 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,280 Hello, Sylvia. 45 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,560 Let's get on with the prize task, Alex. Right you are. 46 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,320 And just as you wearily demanded, they've each brought in 47 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,800 the most fun thing to wear on your head 48 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,160 that you aren't supposed to wear on your head. 49 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,320 Greg will give five big ones to the most fun thing 50 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,960 to wear on your head that you shouldn't wear on your head and 51 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,160 the overall winner will take all five things home 52 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,920 and wish they had five heads, 53 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,920 like the love child of Cerberus 54 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,800 and Zaphod Beeblebrox. 55 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,880 Hello, Mae. Hi. Mae, what thing have you brought in 56 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,480 to pop on your head that you shouldn't be popping on your head? 57 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,880 You're just gonna have to believe me this is a lot of fun 58 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,640 and I don't really want to introduce it any further than that. 59 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,880 Here's what Mae's brought in. Oh, God. 60 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,120 It's me on my own head. So... 61 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,480 Which one's you? 62 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,160 No, uh-huh, no, exactly. 63 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,280 So basically, whoever wins this, you get 64 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,480 a blow-up doll - lots of fun... 65 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,880 Well, famously. 66 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,520 I can't think of any reason why it's good or bad. 67 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,600 Right. Well, it's a starter. That's a start, that's a start. 68 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,000 Yeah. Frankie. Hello, Greg. What have you brought in 69 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,640 that you shouldn't wear on your head but you ARE wearing on your head? 70 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,560 Well, I have brought in 71 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,480 a meticulously recreated scene 72 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,200 from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... 73 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,440 ..which I have built out of 74 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,280 the popular figurines, 75 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,480 Sylvanian Families. 76 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,680 This is what Frankie spent his time doing. Let's have a look. 77 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,560 I was hoping there'd be a sinister twist, 78 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,920 and I presume that's the Child Catcher? 79 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,680 It is the Child Catcher, but of all the movies where 80 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,800 children are abducted, this is the most light-hearted. 81 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,200 Did you actually build it yourself? 82 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,080 No, I got an art therapist to do it. 83 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,160 Perfect. Ivo, can you beat the Child Catcher? 84 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,400 In a word, no. Um, but I do think this fits the brief 85 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,760 because it's been used as a joke in two of 86 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,760 the most popular comedy shows of all time. It's a... 87 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,320 Turkey.It's a turkey. 88 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,520 We've all had a good old laugh 89 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,320 at Mr Bean or Courteney Cox's Monica in Friends 90 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,760 wearing a turkey on their head. 91 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:25,400 Did Monica from Friends wear a turkey that was quite that moist? 92 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,680 In an interview about 93 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,440 the experience, she described it as disgusting. 94 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,120 I don't want to be too pedantic here 95 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,920 but in a task where it is the most fun thing 96 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,520 to wear on your head, 97 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,040 and you've described 98 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,920 how a woman was deeply traumatised. 99 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,760 That's undeniably incisive stuff, Frankie. 100 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,960 And you can rest assured, Frankie, 101 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,560 it's gonna score VERY badly. 102 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,600 It's gonna score badly? Oh, God, yeah. 103 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,400 Worse than the Sylvanian Family?! 104 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,640 Yes, much worse. 105 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,680 Kiell is the only person who can do worse. Hello. 106 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,560 Obviously, a goldfish bowl. 107 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,120 Here it is. I should say it goes on your head, 108 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,360 your head does not go IN it cos the hole is not big enough. 109 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,920 It depends on your head. 110 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,400 Mae, maybe? Old Pinhead Martin. 111 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,840 You don't need to say MAY maybe, you just say maybe. 112 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,760 We'll pop it on Pinhead. 113 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,480 I guess it would be quite fun if we can get Pinhead's head in it. 114 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,560 Imagine having that on your head! Hway-yow! 115 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,120 Hang on... 116 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,360 May...may I? 117 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,520 Whey-hey-yow! And now try that 118 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,360 with a turkey on your head. 119 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,960 Jenny, can you do worse than a turkey? 120 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,280 Oh, probably. Er, no, well, 121 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,680 there's two things you shouldn't put on your head. 122 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,120 Well, one, these are two cliche things. 123 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,760 Um, tea cosy - obvious. You know, everybody does it, puts it... 124 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,200 Oh, God! Uh, and the other thing is traffic cone. 125 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,280 Ah, but combine the two - I had 126 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:55,040 a knitted traffic cone tea cosy made. Fun! 127 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,800 It is fun. It's quite good. 128 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,360 That is good. 129 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,080 You CAN put your nose through that bit. 130 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,440 But it does fit on your head. 131 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:12,640 You look like quite a fun terrorist when you put that on. 132 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,280 Ready. Oh, have you decided already? Yep. Wow. 133 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,040 Uh, one point. To who? 134 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,400 Turkey boy. Well done, Ivo Graham. 135 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,920 I cannot believe that. 136 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:24,520 I think if I went around London with Mae Martin on my head 137 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,160 I don't think they'd think I was fun. I'm giving you two points. 138 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,920 Two points to Mae Martin. Oh, what?! 139 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,000 I do think your goldfish bowl's quite fun. 140 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,920 Come on. You're gonna die in it. 141 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,040 I'm not gonna be putting my head into it. 142 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,120 So, three points to Kiell. Yeah, three points to Kiell, yeah. 143 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,920 Crazy. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang recreated on my head. 144 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,000 Or the tea cosy in the shape of a traffic cone. 145 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,320 The shape of a traffic cone. 146 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,680 Four points to...? 147 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,880 Four points to Jenny, five points to Frankie Boyle. 148 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,000 Well done, Frankie Boyle. Congratulations. 149 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,680 Let's get things moving with a task, please, young man. 150 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,520 OK, and this one is hard to beat. 151 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,440 Oh, here we go. Hello. Hi, Alex. 152 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,920 Oh! OH! 153 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:28,000 How good are you at it? Really good. 154 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,440 They work. 155 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:41,320 Strike the most drum skins and cymbals... 156 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,240 With a single throw of a bouncy... 157 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:48,240 ..ball. Yes. You have a maximum of 20 minutes. 158 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:52,040 Your time starts... 159 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,520 ..now. 160 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:57,200 Bouncy ball drum solo. A lot of balls. 161 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,520 I can't throw balls, I can't play drums. 162 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,640 Right. This might take some thought. 163 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,480 I'm gonna use my wits and my skills. 164 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,440 Uh-huh. 165 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,880 Which one was it that you used just then? 166 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,040 Just then? The wit or the skills? Wit. 167 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,000 Yeah. That was quite funny. Shall we see the task? 168 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,280 Let's do it. 169 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,160 They're next to each other in the alphabet on our seats 170 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,480 and now in a VT. What are the chances? It's Jenny and Kiell. 171 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,520 This is like a sort of combination of a nightmare, 172 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:35,560 but I think that being higher up would be good. Right. 173 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:41,600 Oh, oh, oh, look that one! 174 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,800 Hmm. This is very, very hard indeed. Hmm. 175 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,760 You want a sort of circular action. 176 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,480 That is a good angle. 177 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,800 Big balls, give me big balls. Right. 178 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,760 Back off, Alex, you could get hurt. Right. 179 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,320 Ha-ha-ha, did you hear?! Do it again. 180 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,280 Do it again? Yes. All right! 181 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,680 This needs to go. 182 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,600 It did it but it was too light to... Why are you smirking? 183 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,920 Well, you keep doing the same thing over and over again. 184 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,040 Push! 185 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,520 De-de da da-da da-da. 186 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,200 De-de da da-da da-da. 187 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,960 Seven. Yeah. 188 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,400 Do you think there's any way of improving your system? 189 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,880 There's a way, then, there's a way. There's a logical way. 190 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,160 There would be a way. 191 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,120 There would be a fucking way and I haven't got it. 192 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,080 That's good. 193 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,000 It's very frustrating doing the same thing over 194 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,520 and over again, just not getting any better. 195 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,880 OK, these are your last ones. 196 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,960 I wasn't listening! Was someone else listening? 197 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,400 We were filming it. But were you LISTENING? 198 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,560 There's no other way! There's nothing else I could do! 199 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,960 People will be screaming at the television, "You silly cow." 200 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,640 Not SUCH a silly cow! 201 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,000 What do you think? Are you pleased with your performance, watching it back, Kiell? 202 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,640 There's some damn good beats. 203 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,920 Jenny, you spent the vast majority of that task doing 204 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,880 the same thing, throwing one ball at one drum. Yes. 205 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,160 It is the definition of madness, isn't it? It is, and I like the idea 206 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,000 that you think everyone's gonna be at home collectively 207 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,400 shouting "silly cow" at you. Yes. 208 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,400 It's like the soundtrack to my life. 209 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,240 There is always someone behind me going, "Silly cow, silly old cow. 210 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,200 "Don't know what she's doing, silly old cow." 211 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,840 Weirdly, Jenny did better than Kiell. 212 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,560 What?! What?! NOT such a silly cow! 213 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:10,800 What do you mean? Well, you counted to seven but you did only hit five. 214 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,200 That cannot be true. 215 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,480 You included some of the strikes that weren't the drum skins. 216 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,120 They were just the drums. I'm so sorry. 217 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,200 I mean, honestly, Kiell, you are having 218 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,040 a fucking nightmare on this show. 219 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,200 It's the end of part one and it's time for Alex 220 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,080 and I to do some intense yoga while you watch the adverts. 221 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,760 First pose, my favourite, the dolphin. 222 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,840 Both of us? Yep. OK. 223 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,800 Oh... 224 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,960 See you after the break. 225 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,600 Welcome back to Taskmaster. It's part two 226 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,640 and I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. 227 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,240 Uh-oh, he's finally lost it. 228 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,520 Before the break, our cast were trying to strike 229 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,760 the most drum skins and cymbals with a single throw of a bouncy ball. 230 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,160 Jenny and Kiell have been 231 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,160 but I wonder if the next two can do better? 232 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:07,920 And it's a big "IF", as in it's I-vo and F-rankie. Here we go. 233 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,600 I think it'd be quite nice if Greg was playing the drums. 234 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,800 Are we going to him or is he coming to us? 235 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,600 We're going to him. 236 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,720 It makes such 237 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,120 a satisfying sound even just being kicked along the ground. 238 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,320 That's the worst bit so far. 239 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,880 It's a bouncier statue than I'd anticipated. 240 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,440 Very calm, Frankie. 241 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,760 I feel very calm, it's quite a soothing task. 242 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,560 All I've done is I've moved the drums. That's all I've done. 243 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,560 Oh, pretty good. 244 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,520 Two. 245 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,040 Two... 246 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,840 One, one. 247 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,240 Greg's just there mocking me. 248 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,400 Still on three. 249 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,520 Still on three. My first attempt, I think. 250 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,920 The first thing I did was 251 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,640 the best thing I did. 252 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,440 Sort of murky four. 253 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,000 Yeah, I'm happy with that. 254 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,240 That can't be the last thing I do. 255 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,400 I don't think a single one of those got more than one. 256 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,080 Nice to see Kiell's smile come back. 257 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,680 It was the first task we did 258 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,200 and after it was finished, I retired to a little room 259 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,120 and I sent some very angry texts to some close family. 260 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,120 And then I thought about doing what Frankie did for about a week. 261 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,680 Frankie. 262 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,200 I enjoyed it, it was very much like art therapy. 263 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,400 That little giggle after you did 264 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,520 the first run really made my heart sing, Frankie. 265 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,040 It would be a sad man who didn't take joy in throwing 266 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,280 a bouncy ball at a cymbal. 267 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,880 This is the Channel 4 special, 268 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,680 Frankie Boyle's Moments Of Glee. 269 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,000 But, Frankie, in the end you got eight in a row. 270 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,800 Ivo, three or a murky four 271 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,840 but, either way, in last place at the moment. 272 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,600 Shall we see murky number five? 273 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,440 Murky number five and I apologise, you won't enjoy this introduction. 274 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,040 Time for a drum march, 275 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,520 sorry, a drum April, 276 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,400 no, I mean a drum Mae. 277 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,880 Wey! 278 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,000 Here we go. 279 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,880 A single throw, eh? 280 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,600 Wait a second, do you have the string? 281 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,840 Yeah, I've got string. 282 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,320 Ah. Yeah. 283 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,080 Why did you bring a hat? 284 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,360 To look good for this drum solo. 285 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,880 Isn't that what...is his name Slash? 286 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,600 Greg. 287 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,000 Single throw. 288 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,920 This is the solo bit. Right, lovely. 289 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,280 You finished? Yep. 290 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,800 Thanks, Mae. Thank you. 291 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,920 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 292 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,720 I thought it was meant to be just percussion, 293 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,280 not STRINGS and percussion. 294 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,640 Oooh! 295 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:27,680 Hoo-hoo-hoo! It's kicking off. 296 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,720 I felt for you there, Mae, 297 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,880 because uh, you expected, I think rightly, everybody 298 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,360 to cheer you from the rafters, 299 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,320 but the whole audience sat there like this. 300 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,840 Yeah, but this is like... Because they don't like clever people. 301 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,480 Am I coming across smug? What's going on? 302 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,880 I think people were confused - is it a single throw? 303 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,360 It left my hand only one time and the momentum continued 304 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,440 and it was travelling. 305 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,760 Can I just say purely for the sake of argument, 306 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,560 if you went to a fairground 307 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,400 and they said, "You've got a single throw 308 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,920 "to knock over this coconut," and you went, "Thanks very much, mate," 309 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,520 tied a string to the ball, 310 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,720 threw it once, and then started swinging 311 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,880 the string around until you'd knocked 312 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,280 the coconut over, 313 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,840 you might get a beating. 314 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,720 They're famously not that lenient, 315 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,360 the old coconut-shy guys. 316 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,160 I'm a little more forgiving probably. 317 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,360 What was the score? 318 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,040 Zero! 319 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,640 It's GOT to be zero! 320 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,920 It was one throw. 321 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,600 What I'll need is the definition of a throw, I guess, but I... 322 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,520 I thought you would KNOW what that word means. 323 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,120 But, I can... I can look it up. 324 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,360 Right, throw definition. Here we go. 325 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,280 To propel something with force through the air by 326 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,240 a movement of the arm and hand. 327 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,080 Was there a throw at all? There was definitely... There would have to be 328 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,040 an initial throw, otherwise I would disqualify. 329 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,400 Would you like to see the initial throw? Yes. Course we would. 330 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,880 We'll litigate this for hours. 331 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,440 Let's just check. Single throw. 332 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,240 See? There's then a jerk. 333 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,240 No-one said anything about a jerk! If you're going from the momentum 334 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,840 of the throw... A drop is not a throw. 335 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,240 Are you saying it's a drop? You can't call a drop a throw. 336 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,880 There was definite wrist. 337 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,280 There's definite wrist, Greg, but I don't throw 338 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,720 my penis across the room every morning, do I? 339 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,040 Do you use string? 340 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,160 If you throw something on a string 341 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,800 and then jerk it backwards, it's a cast. 342 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,040 Whoa! 343 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,720 Do you want me to look up cast? 344 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,040 Definition of cast. 345 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,560 Yeah. 346 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,280 This is my favourite thing ever. 347 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,480 I've been wrong too many times. 348 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,560 It is exciting, isn't it? 349 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,920 And do you know 350 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,320 the thing that's swinging it in your favour the most? 351 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,120 Is it swinging it or throwing it? 352 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,360 Very nice. Yeah, well, 353 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,920 to cast means to move or send forth by throwing. 354 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,480 So, we're back to where we started. 355 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,600 Oh! That's clearly where I've gone wrong with fishing 356 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,880 because I've been doing this when I should be throwing 357 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,760 the fucking rod. 358 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,040 That's it. I'm letting them get away with it! 359 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,640 Which means, shall I sum up the scores for you, Greg? 360 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,640 Let me just drink Kiell's face in. 361 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,280 Mmmm! 362 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,120 Well, in that case, it's one point to Ivo, two to Kiell, 363 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,000 three to Jenny, four to Frankie and five to Mae Martin. 364 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,440 There it is. 365 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,360 Let's have a look at the scoreboard. 366 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,520 OK, well, the winner of 367 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,680 the past two episodes, Ivo, is in last place with two, 368 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,640 but Frankie's in the lead with nine. 369 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,840 Despite arguably a terrible injustice, 370 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,520 can we have another task, please? 371 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,200 Yes, and it's time to test 372 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,160 the five on their nautical construction skills. 373 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,040 Hello. 374 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,680 Ah, goldfish bowl. Yep. 375 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,360 It's all wet. 376 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,320 Make the fastest egg boat. 377 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:06,400 Your egg boat must look like a boat and transport an egg. 378 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,440 If your egg boat sinks or loses its egg, you're disqualified. 379 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,240 That's a bit strong. 380 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,680 You have three minutes to order five materials. 381 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,320 Oh. And then 15 minutes to make your egg boat. 382 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,800 Also, all your materials must start with the same letter. 383 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,440 And you can't order anything 384 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,800 boaty. 385 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,160 OK, your time starts now. 386 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,640 Certainly people make paper things, don't they? Paper. 387 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,720 Polystyrene. 388 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,760 Plasticine. 389 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,240 But now I have to think about other Ps. Yes. 390 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,760 A ball, like a tiny ball, like a golf ball. Ball, ball for golf. 391 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,760 Balls - brackets - ping-pong. 392 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,200 Plastic, by which I mean like clingfilm. 393 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,520 Plastic inflatable water wings. 394 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,720 Armbands. They begin with P, do they? 395 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,760 Plastic inflatable water wings. OK. 396 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,440 Gaffer tape, gaffer...baffer, baffer tape. 397 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,960 Could you get some baffer tape? I don't know what baffer tape is. 398 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,880 It's like gaffer tape but it's better. 399 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,440 I don't think I can get you baffer tape. 400 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,480 Balloons. 401 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,720 A balloon. 402 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,760 Bras, umpteen bras. 403 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,080 I'll get you umpteen bras. 404 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,400 Banana. Bread. P...Plant. 405 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,240 Uh...bacon? 406 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,880 Baffer tape and umpteen bras? 407 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,400 Great band. 408 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,920 Baffer tape's the lead singer, is he? 409 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,320 Do you want to see them build? 410 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,000 I'd like to see their boat builds, please. 411 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,400 Let's show them the boat builds. Here's how they got on making their egg boats. 412 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,000 Hello. You've got 15 minutes. 413 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,440 15 minutes from now? 414 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,400 What am I making again? 415 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,720 I was hoping for a larger loaf of bread 416 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:50,240 so that I could put the bucket in the plastic bag. 417 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,400 If it fits a golf ball, it will fit an egg. 418 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,520 So, that's number one, that's done. 419 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,160 Oh, I don't get the egg? 420 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,920 Oh, I've got an egg on me if you want. 421 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,840 Yes, I think it'd be quite good to have the egg. 422 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,080 Thank you very much. 423 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,640 Great. I'd like it to be really structurally sound, 424 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,000 you know fortified, yeah, yeah, yeah. 425 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,560 Well, I'm gonna try and remember origami boats, 426 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,720 which I last did maybe age seven. 427 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,920 Quite a lot of drugs and alcohol have taken place since then. 428 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,160 You know these, the foamy tit cups? 429 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,640 They'll act as a buoyancy aid. 430 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,560 Awww! 431 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,120 I'm gonna need another balloon. 432 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,160 I'll take two if they're going. 433 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,640 It doesn't look like a boat yet. No. 434 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,680 Great. In you go. 435 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,800 Ah, it's looking like a boat now. 436 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,640 Why's it doing that? 437 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,880 Egg's gonna be in there with a little hat on. 438 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:05,000 Mm-hm. You put the basket in the water like this. 439 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,800 How heavy's the water? 440 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,960 Pardon? How heavy will the water be? 441 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,240 You're asking me how heavy the water will be? 442 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,240 Yes. What is the weight of the water? 443 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,720 What do you want me to tell you? 444 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,560 I want to know how heavy the water is. 445 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,000 Right, well, we're gonna use standard water. 446 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,520 Still? Still, yes, still. Mmm. 447 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,960 Yeah, I'm quite happy with that. 448 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,040 I haven't really needed Plasticine 449 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,480 or a plant. 450 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,440 There's only one thing for this, then - 451 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,880 decorate the fuck out of it. 452 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,200 HMS Boat. 453 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,040 I think I've slightly neglected the egg, actually. 454 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,840 It's a bad omen. 455 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,120 You going to eat your banana? 456 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,120 Right, first things first. 457 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,720 I mean, Jenny's boat is an act of madness, isn't it? 458 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,000 I don't think it was ANY of our finest hours. 459 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,640 Although I did write down the quote, 460 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,520 "These foaming tit cups will act as a buoyancy aid." 461 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,240 I find the idea of 462 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,640 a seven-year-old Frankie Boyle doing origami to be adorable. 463 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,920 There's been a lot of arts and crafts in this episode, 464 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,800 hasn't there? Yeah, there has. 465 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,480 In that little video, you said, 466 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,120 but quickly you moved onto drugs and alcohol. 467 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,040 So in this sort of biographical line, 468 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,120 origami was very much a gateway. 469 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,440 I just wish I'd kept it up during the drug years. 470 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,320 Who knows what I might have created? 471 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:35,200 When Kiell asked for two balloons, he did the cheekiest face. 472 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,880 It was THIS cheeky face. 473 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,760 I'll take two if they're going. 474 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,720 Mae's boat looked like 475 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,520 the most buoyant object ever created, 476 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,680 but it is "one shit boat", is what I wrote down. 477 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,600 Ivo, I haven't mentioned your lovely boat. Were you pleased with it? 478 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,280 I don't mind it, Greg. 479 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,880 It's been a terrible show, and that's far from my low point. 480 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,720 If you want to see the egg boat race of the century, 481 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,840 you're gonna have to sit on your hands for 482 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,920 a few minutes and be patient, thank you. Bye. 483 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,480 Hello! Welcome back to Taskmaster, where our egg boats 484 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,400 are under starter's orders. Race, Alex? 485 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,280 Caucasian, Greg. But, let's... 486 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,760 ..not dwell on that. 487 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,720 It's not a bad joke, fair play to the boy. 488 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,800 It is now time for the great egg boat race. 489 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,920 On your marks. 490 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,640 EGG set. 491 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,360 Boat! 492 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:04,920 '80s-STYLE POP ROCK MUSIC 493 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,120 Aww! 494 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,720 I don't think anyone was excited by the race at all. Do you? 495 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,040 Not even them. 496 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,440 I was excited. Were you? Yeah, loved it. 497 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,920 Where did you come, fourth? Yeah. 498 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,360 First in fun. 499 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,280 First in fun. First in fun. 500 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,440 Yeah, the timings were Mae 3:25, 501 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,160 Ivo 2:04, Jenny 1:46, 502 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,440 Kiell 1:45. So close but, Frankie, 1:33. 503 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,120 Let's watch the beginning again. 504 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,480 That's the most exciting bit when they jump out. 505 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,240 I love the beginning. This is the beginning of the race. Here we go. 506 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,600 On your marks. 507 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,640 EGG set. Boat! 508 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,160 Egg off? Egg off. Egg off. 509 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,040 Egg overboard! 510 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,240 I had essentially just wrapped 511 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,640 an egg in some paper. 512 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,560 I can have few complaints. 513 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,240 Don't you put seven-year-old 514 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,440 Frankie Boyle's origami skills down like that. 515 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,440 So, because Frankie is disqualified, 516 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,600 the egg was released, he gets zero points. 517 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,720 Well, I don't know, I'm thinking it still counts, 518 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,520 and I'm gonna give him the five. 519 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,120 Huh? I just said that 520 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,960 to have a look at Kiell's face. 521 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,360 It is zero to Frankie. Zero to Frankie, I'm afraid. 522 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,520 It's two to Mae, it's three to Ivo, 523 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,800 it's four to Jenny, 524 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,480 it's five points to Kiell Smith-Bynoe. 525 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,360 I'm hungry for another task, please, Alex. 526 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,560 Well, let me satiate that monstrous appetite of yours 527 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,200 with a multitude of tasks all wrapped in one. 528 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,000 Welcome to the hall. Oh, hi. 529 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,560 Bingo. Bingo. Bingo, it is. 530 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,840 There's nine tasks on the board behind you 531 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,760 and one on the plinth. 532 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,120 Yes. If you could open the one on the plinth, please. 533 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,560 I'll open the one on the plinth. 534 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,640 Always check on the back. 535 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,400 First to complete a line or four corners wins. 536 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,240 The time starts when someone shouts "bingo". 537 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,440 So I'll be pulling numbers out of this. OK. 538 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,080 A ball will come out, you've got to then open 539 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,480 the task that corresponds with that number. 540 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,240 Once you've read it out, I'll shout "bingo" and we're off. OK. 541 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,960 Let's play bingo. Love to. 542 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,040 Oh, no! My gate was open. 543 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,120 I wanna play bingo, I don't want to mess around. 544 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,160 You're not alone. 545 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,640 5.5 million people play it at least twice a week in this country. 546 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,000 Is that right? 8% of the country. All of Finland. 547 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,280 Really? Go on, then. 548 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,640 All right, first to play bingo, it's Kiell and Mae. 549 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,360 Let's play bingo. 550 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,120 Is there a number? 551 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,880 Heinz varieties, 57. 552 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,000 Two little ducks, 22. 553 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,800 OK. 554 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,160 Throw each of your shoes onto a different roof. 555 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,760 Sit in the shed for three minutes 556 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,040 and think about what you have done. Bingo! 557 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,600 Roof of the caravan. 558 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,720 Roof of the panel...house. 559 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,640 I did it! 560 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,480 All right, let's carry on playing bingo. 561 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,200 Oh, we've got knock on the door, 4. 562 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,160 Tickle me, 63. 563 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,120 All right. 564 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,840 Make the bingo bin go out of the main gates. 565 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,560 Get fully into the sleeping bag then get out of the sleeping bag 566 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,960 and put the sleeping bag fully into the sleeping bag bag. 567 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,560 I haven't got any shoes on! 568 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,840 OK? You're fully in. Get fully out. 569 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,560 Oh, man! 570 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,680 I got no shoes on! 571 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,440 I got no shoes on. 572 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,080 Right, two down, 573 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,000 Mae, you might get 60 here, and that'll be a line. 574 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,400 It's not 60, 575 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,800 we've got Christmas cake, 38. 576 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,120 Put exactly four pints of water in the pot. 577 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,320 I've got no shoes on! 578 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,240 Wait, the water's coming out the bottom. 579 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,240 I might as well just put it on the floor! 580 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,400 Yeah! Get out of it! 581 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,440 Five pints, three pints. 582 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,880 2,000 divided by five is 600, 600 x 4... 583 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,200 Come on, give me 38. 584 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,560 No, we've got rise and shine 29. 585 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,440 Scream "I have been in all four rooms of the house," 586 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,920 in all four rooms of the house. 587 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,840 I have been in all four rooms of the house! 588 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,440 I have been in all four rooms of the house! 38, please. 589 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,080 It's not 38. 590 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,960 53. Get a banana down from the tree. Bingo! 591 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,080 That sounds like an outside job. I don't have any shoes on! 592 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,920 That's 2,400. 593 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,440 Thank you. Dirty Gerty, 30. 594 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,160 Pop all but one bubble on the bubble wrap. 595 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,160 Speak to John. Bingo! 596 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,600 Who's John? 597 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,160 This could be your line. 598 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,760 It's not great. 599 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,880 John? Argh! 600 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,200 I don't have any shoes on! 601 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,440 John? 602 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,920 Alex, who's John? 603 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,360 Oh, I don't know anyone called John. 604 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,080 Ah, now, then. Are we close? Oh, yeah. 605 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,240 Stop the clock? Yep. 606 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,520 Thanks for calling John Lewis. 607 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,440 Is this, uh, is this John Hm-mh? 608 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,320 John Lewis. Yeah? 609 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,760 Customer services, yeah. 610 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,720 Great, all right, thank you. 611 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,320 I'll stop the clock. 612 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,200 Line. Thank you, Mae. Congratulations, Kiell, bye-bye. 613 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,880 Not bad. Did Kiell have any shoes on during that task? 614 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,200 It's very hard to tell. 615 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,840 Mae, meticulous as ever. 616 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,280 Yes, took their time on the bubble wrap. 617 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,960 Lot of time, yeah, yeah. 20 minutes on the bubble wrap alone. 618 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,280 When will we get to meet this character more, 619 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,880 the "get out of it" guy? 620 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,640 Get out of it! 621 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,400 Get aht of it! I liked him. 622 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,280 I saw him as a farmer, mid 60s? 623 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,400 Yeah. What sort of other stuff does he put out, this farmer? 624 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,120 Rapscallions. 625 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,680 Is he married? 626 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,160 He was. 627 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,760 And what did he say when he got divorced? 628 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,640 I can't wait to get aht of it! 629 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,480 So, yes, Mae 26:13. 630 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,440 Kiell, considerably quicker, 20:30. Current leader. 631 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,960 Now, for the two you're most likely to find in a bingo hall. 632 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,760 Oh, I'm not standing for this. 633 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,520 I'm not standing for this shit. 634 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,400 It's Frankie and Jenny. Here we go, Frankie and Jenny. 635 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,080 Together as well. 636 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,000 Let's go, Jenny. Let's play bingo. 637 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,760 Well, we've got one. 638 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,280 We've got one. Sitting in the tree, 53. 639 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,800 53. Get the banana down from the tree. 640 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,240 Right I need a stick. Sticky stick stick. 641 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,600 No. Banana. Wow. 642 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:06,080 It's not fair to penalise the short arse. 643 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,720 Come to me. 644 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,040 Yes. 645 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,240 Throw each of your shoes... Onto a different roof. 646 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,000 Bingo! No problem. 647 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,360 Bugger. 648 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,720 Bugger. Poor show. 649 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,800 Make the bingo bin go out of the main gates. 650 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,160 Two shoes, two roofs. 651 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,840 Rise and shine, 29. 652 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,600 We're going all over the place now. It's like a cruelty. 653 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,240 Achieved, Alex, 654 00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,760 but at what cost? 655 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,920 I have been in all four rooms of the house! 656 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,880 I have been in all four rooms of the house! 657 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,840 I have been in all four rooms of the house! 658 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,760 I have been in all four rooms of the house! 659 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,200 Lovely screaming, Jenny. 660 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,720 Thank you. It's one of my skills. 661 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,600 Speak to John. 662 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,600 Who's John? Bingo! 663 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,560 John, John, can you help me? 664 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,040 I do know a John. 665 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,960 How you doing, John, you all right? 666 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,600 I'm not bad, mate. What's happening? 667 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,120 John? John? 668 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,520 Right, Frankie, there's five numbers left. 669 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,200 Three of them would give you a line. 670 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,120 What have we got? 671 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,880 Grandma's getting frisky, 60. 672 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,400 Where's John? My feet hurt. Oh, John. 673 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,480 Pop all but one bubble. 674 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,880 Where's the bubble wrap? 675 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,240 Has fucking John got it? 676 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,320 This is terrible because this is not even someone I know. 677 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,080 This could be a line here, Jenny. 678 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,640 I'm gonna try and remove a bit of bubble wrap. 679 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,800 Hello? 680 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,520 Oh, hi, sorry, John, I'm really sorry, 681 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,040 I've just picked up Jeff's phone 682 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,040 and I've dialled you by accident, I do apologise. 683 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,920 Bye-bye. 684 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,160 I got a John. 685 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,320 Line. Bingo. 686 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,480 Just need some of these, man. 687 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,160 The tasks? Yeah. 688 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,680 It's gone surprisingly well. 689 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,160 That is bingo, mate. 690 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,520 I'll stop the clock. 691 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,040 I think we got a hint of the destruction that was 692 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,640 to come with you, when you were asked to throw your shoes onto 693 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,720 the roof and you went, "No problem." 694 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,920 Yes. In the middle of that task, 695 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,120 I decided to go back to therapy. 696 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,400 Was it when you were throwing a bin 697 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,160 over the top of an openable gate? 698 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,360 Jenny, uh, seemingly lost in 699 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,520 the garden shouting, "John, John, 700 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,920 "my feet hurt, John. 701 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,680 Normally a scene that would be followed by, "Come back inside." 702 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,880 Oh, don't. 703 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,960 I just had a glimpse into my future, and it's awful. 704 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,080 So neither of them brought back a banana, 705 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,920 but they did both bring back the word banana. Banana sign, yes. 706 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,200 Are you happy with them bringing back a "banana"? 707 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,080 No, it doesn't count as a banana. 708 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,680 Yes, thank you. 709 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,240 Even though it was a "banana". 710 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,720 Was there a banana up that tree? There was a banana in the tree. 711 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,680 Then, they should have brought back a banana. 712 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,760 Are you saying the word banana isn't banana? 713 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,960 I'm saying the word banana written on a sign is not a banana. 714 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,960 It quite clearly is a banana. 715 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,480 It's the word banana. 716 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,280 I would say also it said to THROW your shoes onto 717 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,720 the roof, and Jenny placed a shoe on top of the, uh... 718 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,160 I think she propelled it with her arm and hand. 719 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,040 Please, let's not get into throwing. 720 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,680 Yeah, I mean, I hate myself. 721 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,480 You do have a problem with this banana 722 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,320 so what do we do? Because they were quick. 723 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,520 Jenny was 8:12, Frankie 14:38. 724 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,960 So first and second at the moment, but what about this banana? 725 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,160 I might have to think about it over the break. Ooh! 726 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,680 You've never done that before. No. 727 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,120 You normally go for a wee. 728 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,640 Remember, though, just cos something's got 729 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,120 the word toilet written on it 730 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,600 doesn't mean it's a toilet. 731 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,800 I won't be pissing against the door. 732 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,480 I wasn't gonna eat the sign! 733 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,480 We're off again for a break. 734 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,400 We just don't have the stamina we once did, it's sobering stuff. 735 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,960 When you come back, someone will win a raw turkey 736 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,200 and consequently salmonella. 737 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,120 Hello, you sweet, sweet people, you join us for 738 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,800 the final part of tonight's show 739 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,720 and the conclusion to our bingo gala. 740 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,840 Yes, I can't wait to see what happens, even though 741 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,320 I know exactly what happens, which is just weird, isn't it? 742 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,480 One person left to see, and it's all his own doing. 743 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,320 It's Ivo Graham. 744 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,720 Knock on the door, four. 745 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,240 Get fully into the sleeping bag then get out of the sleeping bag 746 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,560 and put the sleeping bag fully into the sleeping bag bag. 747 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,640 Bingo! 748 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,800 There it is. 749 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,440 What? 750 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,720 That's in. 751 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,160 All right. Play again. 752 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,520 30. Speak to John. 753 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,360 Hello, Angie, is John there by any chance? 754 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,920 No worries, I'll speak to him later. 755 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,200 Thanks very much, Angie. Bye. 756 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,480 Let's go, let's go again. 757 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:37,040 Sit in the shed for three minutes. Um, let's go again, bingo again. 758 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,400 60. Oh, no. 759 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,160 This is arduous. Let's go, let's go again. 760 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,320 53. 38. 22. 761 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,720 Actually, I might leave that. Tickle me, 63. 762 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,360 Make the bingo bin go out of the main gate. 763 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,880 Get a banana down from the tree. 764 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:03,960 It's shoe time. 765 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,680 Shall we see the last ball? Yeah. 766 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,360 I wonder what it's gonna be? 767 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,600 I'm having a bad time. 29. 768 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,680 I have been in all four rooms of the house! 769 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,040 So, 63 will complete a line. 770 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,480 Every number will complete a line. 771 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,920 I'll sit in the shed. 772 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,400 It's gone terribly. 773 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,360 I think that was three minutes 774 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,320 but I didn't have a way of measuring it. 775 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,240 So you sat in the shed for three minutes? Yep. You're sure? 776 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,480 Oh, my God. 777 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,200 I sat in the caravan. 778 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:49,600 I'm calling my dad's friend and my former doctor. 779 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,080 Oh, hello, Jonathan, 780 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,840 I'm so sorry I've rung you by accident, I do apologise. 781 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,920 Well, it's lovely to hear you too. I'd... 782 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,800 Oh, terrific. 783 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,920 Oh, right. 784 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,320 You must shout "line" when you've finished. 785 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,720 Um, have a lovely weekend. Give my best to the boys. Bye. 786 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,040 Line! 787 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,440 Sometimes, rather than 788 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,760 a lot of chit-chat, you can just sum things up with an image. 789 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,600 Yes, let's do that. 790 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,720 Right, let's give some points out, shall we? OK. 791 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,960 We're gonna drop the banana sign people by one point. OK. 792 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,560 I can tell you what the scores are. 793 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,600 Mae 26:13, just the one point. 794 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,520 Ivo was 25:27, 795 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,960 so still faster than Mae, somehow. Two points. 796 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,600 Kiell, three points with his 20 minutes 797 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,120 then Frankie and Jenny were meant to get four and five 798 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,760 but Jenny gets four, Frankie gets three, the same as Kiell. 799 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,960 That's it, Jenny wins the task but only four points. 800 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,800 Oh, my God! Argh! 801 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,200 OK, well, I've done the calculations. 802 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,480 Ready for the scoreboards? Oh, God, am I?! 803 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,320 Rock-bottom, Ivo Graham with seven. 804 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,880 Rock top, Jenny Eclair with 15 points. 805 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,280 It's that time again, please head to the stage for 806 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,320 the final task of the show. 807 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,800 Hello, Corporal Good Boy. Good evening, Captain. 808 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,760 Who's gonna read out the task? 809 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,400 This time Jenny Eclair's gonna read it out. 810 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,360 Excuse me. 811 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,040 Pour your sand into the other bottle. 812 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:46,080 Slowest to pour their sand into the other bottle wins. 813 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,760 You must pour your sand 814 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,040 from at least a foot above your other bottle. 815 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:55,960 If there is a break in your sand stream, you are disqualified. 816 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,800 Would you like to discard the task, Jenny? 817 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,120 Oh! 818 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,880 So, at all times your bottle must be above that blackboard. 819 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,720 Are we trying to pour it the slowest? 820 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,240 Yes, so slowest wins. 821 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,000 If there's any break in your sand stream, you are out. 822 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,000 You must start your pouring within two seconds 823 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,520 of me blowing the whistle cos it'll take a while to come out. 824 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,160 This is electric television. 825 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,960 It's gonna get...it's gonna get even more electric. 826 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,280 Oh, God, he's got no shoes on! 827 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:21,480 Oh, he's got no shoes on. 828 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,440 I don't wanna get this shit in my trainers. 829 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,400 Why would you get shit in your trainers? 830 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,840 Because I'm gonna miss the bottle. 831 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:32,160 OK, is everyone ready? Last person still pouring wins. 832 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,880 Ohh! 833 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,840 - Has anyone broken a stream yet? - Nope. 834 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,200 Ivo, it's got to be a foot, Ivo, it must be a foot. 835 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,520 It's like having a really worryingly long piss. 836 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,280 Being our age, this sort of stream's quite common 837 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,880 for Frankie and I. 838 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,920 Do you know what? I thought this was gonna be 839 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,240 shit telly but I'm actually quite enjoying this. 840 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,160 It's like an art therapy themed episode. 841 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,640 Mae has completed the task. 842 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,480 Frankie's completed it. 843 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,000 Kiell has also completed it. 844 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,760 Don't go any lower than that, Jenny. 845 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,720 Oh, I see. Oh, you... 846 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,080 We're done. 847 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,360 We'll work all that out and then work out the points. 848 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,720 Come back down and join me for a while. 849 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,200 As someone who was just observing it, 850 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,200 I'd say there's some hearts gonna be broken. 851 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,520 Obviously, as we made clear, 852 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,960 if the sand stream was broken, instant disqualification. 853 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,640 You're out. We've analysed the footage 854 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,840 and there was an early disqualification. 855 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,200 So, I'm gonna show you the moment 856 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,600 the first disqualification happened three seconds after 857 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,400 I blew my whistle. 858 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,160 Kiell there. Fuck off. 859 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,160 Well, Kiell, there was no sand between either bottle. 860 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,000 I don't see any blue sand either, if I'm being totally honest. 861 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,640 Mae, exactly that, so I'm sorry to say we have lost Kiell and Mae. 862 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,320 Seven frames later, there's no red sand. 863 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,480 Frankie. Frankie, there was a break in the sand stream. 864 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,800 To be honest, the whole episode has been such 865 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,080 a thrilling journey through language and meaning. 866 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,160 Two seconds after Frankie broke his stream... Yep. 867 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,000 ..Ivo Graham broke his stream. 868 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,520 I emotionally processed that about half an hour ago. It's all right. 869 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,240 Just Jenny left, but six seconds after, this happened. 870 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,360 They're all disqualified, 871 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,880 zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. 872 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,000 That's the end of the task. Whoo! 873 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,240 What a rush to finish on. And...? 874 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,120 And we need to apologise to the viewers. Sorry. 875 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:44,560 It does mean we have a brand-new winner of Taskmaster. 876 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,480 Ivo came last, but with 15 points, 877 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,400 Jenny Eclair wins an episode! Oh! 878 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,800 Jenny Eclair is tonight's winner. 879 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,200 Please head up to have some fun with your things on your head! 880 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,360 So, what have we learnt today? 881 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,720 We've learnt that in the unlikely event that Morrissey sees sense 882 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:09,160 and reforms the seminal '80s band The Smiths, they need look no further 883 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,040 for their album cover than this. 884 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,240 But, at the end of the fourth episode, there is just one winner, 885 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,960 and that winner is Jenny Eclair. See you next time! 886 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,400 Subtitles by Red Bee Media